Falling Glitter
Time Traveler from 1919: You have a day where you honor our struggles in the Great War, the War to End All Wars?
Me: You mean World War I?
TT: Oh shit
thor would be pissed that he missed the dinosaurs tbh
thor: you have 7 phds, can you find a way to resurrect them?
bruce: there’s literally six movies proving what a terrible idea that is
thor: you don’t have all the facts
bruce: which are?
thor: i love them
when you find an academic source that’s perfect for your paper but it’s behind a pay wall
Deciding to cite it anyway base on the abstract, knowing your professor probably won’t go through and look up every source in works cited
i love everything about this screenshot. i love the comedic composition of it. the original message sent at 4:11 AM. the typos. the yeehaw. the lack of response from anyone else in the chat. White Castle
and then, in perfect grammar and syntax, one hour and 23 minutes later, the realization of the mistake. the regret. the folly of man
i showed aujah this and she’s informed me that the event that triggered the second text was her accidentally ringing up a customer for 275 cheese sticks and the guy was also too high to notice until he had almost swiped his card and stopped and said “wait.”
Dude the kicker of this post is that she’s an employee
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